In theaters today...

By: Kip Mooney

Posted: 4/3/09

"Fast & Furious"

Starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster

Directed by Justin Lin

In this tough economy, articles come at a premium. So in an effort to give back to you, dear viewer, the creators of this empty franchise have ditched numbers and the word "the" to bring you a truly mindless experience: New model, original parts, familiar feeling of wasted time and money.

Denton Movie Tavern, Cinemark Denton, Rave Hickory Creek, AMC Highland Village, Studio Movie Grill Lewisville, Cinemark Vista Ridge Mall

"Adventureland"

Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig

Directed by Greg Mottola

The first non-big budget movie of the year I'm dying to see is this semi-autobiographical coming-of-age tale about a recent college grad who takes a job at an amusement park while waiting to find a way to put his seemingly-worthless degree to use. I predict it to be both poignant and hilarious, my favorite type of movie.

Cinemark Denton, Rave Hickory Creek, AMC Highland Village, Cinemark Vista Ridge Mall