Going on a diet is like getting married: it seems like a good idea at the time but a lot of people regret it after the first week. I’m not
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Content warning: this article contains language and content related to suicide. Reader discretion is advised. Comedy comes from dark places. At least, that’s the case for many comedians. Richard Pryor

“Table six needs refills, the kid at table eight spilled his Mountain Dew and the couple at table ten found hair in their queso. Also, you still need to sing